HOW YOU CAN TALK DIRTY TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND OR WIFE IN BED?
Talking dirty to your girlfriend or wife is an art that can do wonders in bed. But that’s only if you know how to talk dirty to a girl the right way and not say the wrong things!But for a girl, sex is more imaginative and creative, it’s aroused by their senses beyond mere sight. So if you want to seduce a girl and talk dirty to her, you need to do more than just dress up as a fireman. You need to get her mind racing, you need to make her visualize the words you say, and you need to transport her mentally to a place of sexual bliss.
But before you go saying everything that comes on your mind, you need to realize that the dirty thoughts in your mind may have existed for a long time, but your girlfriend has no idea about it!If your girlfriend ever tells you that she wants you to talk dirty to her, do you have any idea what she wants?
“I’m so fucking’ wet, just let me suck your sweet lollipop”
“I love the things you do with your tongue”
“Honey, you’re the sexiest thing I’ve ever seen!”
“I want you so bad”
“Look how ready I am. Don’t you want to put your dick in there?”
“I want to rub my pussy all over your face”
“No one has ever made me come as hard as you can”
What do you feel as you read this? Did that just turn you on atleast a little bit?Take it easy, and always start slow,It’s not what you say, but how you say it.
Dirty talk doesn’t involve only words and phrases. You may use your voice and sounds: moans, groans, sighs, whispering and screaming.
SO WHAT TO SAY?
Okay, so you are in the mood to talk sexy/dirty/naughty to your lover and aren’t sure what to say? I hope the coming examples will come in quite handy on how to talk dirty to your girlfriend or wife in bed.
- Baby don’t stop! Oh my god, I love it when you do that!
- Spread your legs wide for me, sweet darling. Your body is mine tonight.
- I love pleasing you and the sounds of your pleasure drive me crazy.
- I could spend hours between your legs; teasing… sucking; sipping; tasting you
- Ohh, baby, that was the best fuck I’ve ever had. Thank you for that.
- Guess what? You’re mine tonight
- I can’t even tell you the filthy things I’ve been thinking about all day/thinking about doing to you
- love just touching your body. It feels incredible.
- I wish we could just stay in bed forever.
- I’m gonna make you scream, you sexy girl/bitch/thing
- God, you’re so sexy, you drive me fucking crazy
- I love when you spread your thighs for me,open up and let me devour your juices.
- Tell her everything you’re going to do to her, about five to ten seconds before you actually do it,breathe into her ears and tell her before you do it.
Don’t be quiet in the bedroom! Be a good girl/boy who knows how to be bad and talk dirty. Work your way into it and take it easy!
- Texting and phone sex.
It is pretty awkward to talk dirty when both of you are sitting face to face. So for starters, keep it stress free. Text your partner late at night and share a few kinky details like what you’re wearing, or how much you miss having them with you. Before you know it as long as you ask the right questions, both of you may end the night in orgasms.
here are some cool examples you can try to seduce your women over text
- Can you guess the colour of my underwear?
- I was thinking about you in the shower today.
- My legs are missing you in between them.
- I just bought new underwear and can’t wait to show it to you.
- I’m trying to sleep, but I can’t stop thinking about all the things you could do to me if you were with me right now.
- Have you ever watched someone else make out accidentally or on purpose? This question gets both of you in the mood. And yet, by directing it at a third person.
- If you had a pair of x-ray glasses, which part of a guy’s body *below his shoulders* would you see first?
I had a naughty dream last night and you were in me… I mean, it…
- I can see two pussies humping outside my window. They’re meowing so much it’s hard for me to go back to sleep
If you are tired then I can give you a massage tonight. Let me know where you want my hands to work the most.
- I want to take you to a place called orgasmland.
- I had a dream of you last night, you were mostly naked in it.
- I can probably reach climax just by staring at your behind.
- I have got a BIG surprise for you. It is in my pants and it will BLOW your mind.
- Are you ready to go all night?
- I will let you see mine if I will get to see yours.
- Let us skip dinner tonight and eat something else.
- Would you send me some pictures? Pictures you have not sent to anybody else.
- All we are going to do tonight is teasing. Are you ready for the torture